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A dispatch recorded by [[Colonel Freddie Fortesque]]. Found on the [[HMS Victoria]]. | |||
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Stow away your deck quoits, we're at war again! The beast is back! | Stow away your deck quoits, we're at war again! The [[Captain Kraken|beast]] is back! | ||
Lord alone knows how, or where it's come from, but some fool must be to blame! | Lord alone knows how, or where it's come from, but [[Lazarus Jones|some fool]] must be to blame! | ||
There's always one idiot in a company! | There's always one idiot in a company! | ||
First thing it did was steal back the Dagger of Poseidon, and now the creature's more dangerous than ever. | First thing it did was steal back the [[Dagger of Poseidon]], and now the creature's more dangerous than ever. | ||
If I hadn't stabbed Kraken with that cursed statue, would all of this have been avoided? | If I hadn't stabbed Kraken with that cursed statue, would all of this have been avoided? | ||
No, no, I leave such questions for the politicians - for 'Ready' Freddie Fortesque, it's time for fisticuffs! | No, no, I leave such questions for the politicians - for 'Ready' Freddie Fortesque, it's time for fisticuffs! | ||
[[Category: | ==See also== | ||
*[[Day 18]] | |||
*[[Day 21]] | |||
*[[Day 29]] | |||
*[[Day 21,240]] | |||
[[Category:Dispatches]] | |||
Revision as of 02:42, 8 March 2021
A dispatch recorded by Colonel Freddie Fortesque. Found on the HMS Victoria.
Audio
Transcript
Day 22,001.
Stow away your deck quoits, we're at war again! The beast is back!
Lord alone knows how, or where it's come from, but some fool must be to blame!
There's always one idiot in a company!
First thing it did was steal back the Dagger of Poseidon, and now the creature's more dangerous than ever.
If I hadn't stabbed Kraken with that cursed statue, would all of this have been avoided?
No, no, I leave such questions for the politicians - for 'Ready' Freddie Fortesque, it's time for fisticuffs!