Day 22,001

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Day 22,001.

Stow away your deck quoits, we're at war again! The beast is back!

Lord alone knows how, or where it's come from, but some fool must be to blame!

There's always one idiot in a company!

First thing it did was steal back the Dagger of Poseidon, and now the creature's more dangerous than ever.

If I hadn't stabbed Kraken with that cursed statue, would all of this have been avoided?

No, no, I leave such questions for the politicians - for 'Ready' Freddie Fortesque, it's time for fisticuffs!