View source for Day 22,001

A dispatch recorded by [[Colonel Freddie Fortesque]]. Found on the [[HMS Victoria]].

==Audio==


== Transcript ==
Day 22,001.

Stow away your deck quoits, we're at war again! The [[Captain Kraken|beast]] is back!

Lord alone knows how, or where it's come from, but [[Lazarus Jones|some fool]] must be to blame!

There's always one idiot in a company!

First thing it did was steal back the [[Dagger of Poseidon]], and now the creature's more dangerous than ever.

If I hadn't stabbed Kraken with that cursed statue, would all of this have been avoided?

No, no, I leave such questions for the politicians - for 'Ready' Freddie Fortesque, it's time for fisticuffs!
==See also==
*[[Day 18]]
*[[Day 21]]
*[[Day 29]]
*[[Day 21,240]]
[[Category:Dispatches]]