Day 22,001: Difference between revisions
no edit summary
ghosthunter>DansFriend No edit summary |
ghosthunter>DansFriend No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
A dispatch recorded by [[Colonel Freddie Fortesque]]. Found on the [[HMS Victoria]]. | |||
==Audio== | ==Audio== | ||
| Line 7: | Line 7: | ||
Day 22,001. | Day 22,001. | ||
Stow away your deck quoits, we're at war again! The beast is back! | Stow away your deck quoits, we're at war again! The [[Captain Kraken|beast]] is back! | ||
Lord alone knows how, or where it's come from, but some fool must be to blame! | Lord alone knows how, or where it's come from, but [[Lazarus Jones|some fool]] must be to blame! | ||
There's always one idiot in a company! | There's always one idiot in a company! | ||
First thing it did was steal back the Dagger of Poseidon, and now the creature's more dangerous than ever. | First thing it did was steal back the [[Dagger of Poseidon]], and now the creature's more dangerous than ever. | ||
If I hadn't stabbed Kraken with that cursed statue, would all of this have been avoided? | If I hadn't stabbed Kraken with that cursed statue, would all of this have been avoided? | ||
No, no, I leave such questions for the politicians - for 'Ready' Freddie Fortesque, it's time for fisticuffs! | No, no, I leave such questions for the politicians - for 'Ready' Freddie Fortesque, it's time for fisticuffs! | ||
[[Category: | ==See also== | ||
*[[Day 18]] | |||
*[[Day 21]] | |||
*[[Day 29]] | |||
*[[Day 21,240]] | |||
[[Category:Dispatches]] | |||